A few years ago I started recording quotes for the games that I played in. I thought it might be amusing to make them available online. I realize that some of them are not all that interesting without context, but I think some of them might still amuse you.
Some of the quotes here are mirrored on my friend Curtis' web page (owing to the fact that when I took down the quotes he had a web page and I did not). He's also got some other amusing quotes that I didn't record.
I've created a page for each of the games I recorded quotes during. You can also find quotes embedded in my session notes, though they are somewhat infrequent.