Digital Changeling

October 19, 2006

Jeffrey doesn't live here!

Dear people who send me junk mail,

There is no Mr. Jeffrey Schiffer living in my apartment. I suggest you send your solicitations elsewhere. I wouldn't be so surprised about the misdirected mail, but I don't even know a Jeffrey Schiffer. As far as I can tell there isn't a living person of that name related to me... though perhaps I missed a second or third cousin. I can only think of two people named Jeffrey that I know at all and neither one has the last name Schiffer!

Anyway, please stop sending me his mail!

Sincerely,
Eva

P.S. Jeffrey, if by some twisted miracle you read this, let me know and I'll forward you your mail. :P

posted by Eva @ 6:00 PM

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Is there something you want to tell us Eva? Like an illegitimate child or something named Jeffrey? Or do you think that was the former tenant?

posted by  Viv : 10/19/2006 11:21 PM

 

Nope. I would have guessed former tenant, but the apartment was empty for a year before we moved in and mail for him only started arriving about a month ago.

Ben suggested that one of the lists of sale addresses might have lost track of a Jeffery Schiffer in WI and said, Oh there's an Eva Schiffer, close enough!

This is just reaffirming the fact that I hate people.

posted by  Eva : 10/20/2006 9:51 AM

 

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